I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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