I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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