One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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