Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
