Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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