Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I think my moral compass just broke
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize
