Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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