Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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