You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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