The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
