It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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