Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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