If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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