she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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