New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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