that's an acceptable place to lick
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
did you just send me my own nude
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
