Can Purell be used as lube?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
