I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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