I think I am morally bankrupt
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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