I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Just cropdusted the office
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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