So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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