Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Randomize
