can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Randomize
