So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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