She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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