How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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