think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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