awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just pee around me
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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