are you still at the devil's house?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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