you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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