Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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