i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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