yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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