You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Randomize
