on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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