Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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