What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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