i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
