whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
No subtext here. People are naked.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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