He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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