I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The convent might be a nice break from real life
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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