garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
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go home
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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