Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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