i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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