My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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