I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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