North Korea, Best Korea!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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