I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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