she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Drunk is not a location!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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