don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Let's paint friendship bongs
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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