Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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