Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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