the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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