Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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