u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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