We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
